I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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