is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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