My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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