I heard we made out
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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