Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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