Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
