im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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