my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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