put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Bring me that man meat
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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