found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
