doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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