i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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