I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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