You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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