Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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