I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I love you. Go after that dick
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