How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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