I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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