HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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