So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
