just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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