i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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