wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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