I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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