bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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