I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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