it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
