Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
So I just went to clothing optional bar
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize
