Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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