you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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