Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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