if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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