Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i barfeds in our rink
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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