I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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