I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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