He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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