Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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