dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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