did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
