and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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