Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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