hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We had to coat check the pizza.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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