To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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