Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
