I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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