that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
this will be a night to untag.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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