she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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