love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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