I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
