So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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