Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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