Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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